We cannot wish Sharkey Weinberg a happy birthday with enough vigor. Shark is a legend of the human character—he loves puttering, muttering, adventure, kindness, and all the finer things in life. In all seriousness, though, Sharkey is a class act who genuinely cares about the people around him… unless they’re flying Economy. Anyway, due to excessive celebration last night at Sharkey's apartment and in the streets of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, the best we can do is: happy birthday, Shark. We love you. Stay golden, baby.