🥬🤡 PERFORMER SPOTLIGHT: @wretchedwife 🥬🤡 Cabbage the Clown is an award winning tragic fool, doomed to live life in an eternal state of catastrophic despair. She is the human expression of how it feels to step in a puddle of mystery wetness when you’re walking around the house in your socks. 5TH DEC @theoldnunshead TIX IN BIO❤️🎟️