theshithouses

ISSUE 23 // L’öw de Ball #theshithouses Note: We’d been working on this for a while and then @sports_badly_illustrated went and smashed a drawing of @joachimlowofficial last week. It’s a lot better than we can do - check it out . . . . . . #shithouses #low #joachimlöw #england #engerland #itscominghome #threelions #southgate #mbappe #ronaldo #messi #euro2020 #london #wembley #sterling #kane #grealish #ballondor #germany #engger

Suárez, Repeat Offender - for @ballsontoastfc #theshithouses #thepootifulgame . . . . . . #football #soccer #footy #epl #messi #suarez #athleticomadrid #premierleague #arsenal #liverpool #chelsea #manchesterunited #psg #fifa #laliga

COMIC 26 >> No one loves José like José loves José. . . . . . #football #soccer #championsleage #europaleague #roma #chelsea #manutd #realmadrid #footballart #uefa #fifa

The 2024 EMIS - The award show literally no one asked for 🥁 Were there any snubs? #theshithouses #EMIS #emimartinez #villa #avfc #footballcartoons #footballart #football #soccer #futbol #epl #premierleague #footballbanter #fifa

Know a right Shithouse who’s been bad this year? Get ‘em a lump of Cole or 4. Link in bio. #NaughtyList #ShitHoHoHouses #BigSamta #GiftIdea #Xmassholes #Cashley #Merch #AndrewAndy #ArseChelseaAlumni #BahHumbug #Grinch

REVERSE ROLE MODEL-RY. The World Cup was full of it. Massive huge great big thank yous to Sophia, Alfie, Sydney, Eli, Joaquín, Teddy, Lucas, Eve and Miles for penning their Reverse Role Models. Get your hands on one of the original artworks at the link in the bio. All money goes to the wonderful people at @footballbeyondborders. Get in now. Because once they’re gone they’re goooooone. SHx #darkartsforgood #worldcup #fifaworldcup #worldcup2022 #argentina #neymar #qatar #fifa #france #shithousery #shithouses #football #soccer #futbol

Eh up, it’s Gary ‘Have your cake and eat it, and spend it’ Neville The self-appointed Prime Minister of Football taketh the Qatari coin too. Booooooooo. 8-year-old Sydney drew him BEIN her Reverse Role Model. Caught an awesome likeness there, Sydney. 👏👌😂 #ReverseRoleModelry #DarkArtsForGood #GaryNeville #BeinSports #Qatar #pootifulgame

The World Cup is about inspiring the next generation via the beautiful game. But the Qatar World Cup feels anything but beautiful. So in collaboration with @FootballBeyondBorders, we’re shining a light on the dark arts. With art. Art by kids. Like Sophia, aged 9, from Sydney who drew her Reverse Role Model, Sepp Blatter. Don’t grow up to be like Sepp Blatter, Sophia. More to come: #ReverseRoleModelry #DarkArtsforGood #Blatter #SeppBlatter #Qatar #Fifa #netflix

Thanks again to everyone who bought and shared stuff over the summer. Through sales and a few very generous backhanders, we were able to raise £500 for @FootballBeyondBorders - an amazing charity that uses the power of football to change the lives of the next generation. We're gonna get back to what we do medium and get some comics in your eyeholes in the days to come. Ta again, x.S.H. #DefinitelyNotSportswashing #DarkArtsForGood

Not an NFT. Not a crypto. Just a GIF that anyone can own. That’s right we’re democratising the blockchain with our new club sponsor, ShitCoin. We’re genuinely selling GIFs of the ShitCoin on our site for $5, with all money going straight to @footballbeyondborders this weekend.

(Note: ShitCoin is banned in Iceland, heavily regulated in Manchester and made in the Cayman Islands.) Invest now!!! #DarkArtsForGood #DefinitelyNotSportswashing

Here we go! The first of our drops this week. 100% of money made from this will be donated to @FootballBeyondBorders. BUY A BUNG: A bung, a bribe, a backhander - whatever you want to call it. Buy this “clean money” off us and we’ll look upon you favourably forever. 

For $60 we’ll post you £35 in a brown paper envelope and we’ll throw in a signed zine along with it. All earnings will be donated to Football Beyond Borders. LINK IN BIO.

Why pay in US dollars? Well, we have to start the Super League from somewhere. There’s only one available and yes, this is actually real. (Note: we tried our best to make shipping costs more affordable across all our stock this week, to try and raise as much money for charity as possible.) Ta, x.S.H.

A big TA to everyone who’s bought a copy of the zine so far. Here’s a sneak peak at a few of the spreads. Link in bio to get your hands on it. . . . . . #theshithouses #suarez #maradona #liverpool #realmadrid #championsleague #football #soccer