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Please try to enjoy each Halloweekend photo equally. Praise Kier! #halloween #halloweekend #costume #severance #burtg #christopherwalken #paulw #innie #notlikethebellybutton #likeinsidetheworkplacelikeaworksonayouknow #youdontknowdoyou #itsfromashowonappletvplusok #itslikereallygoodguysyoushouldwatchit #iheartheirpropsareprettycooltoo #theiropticsanddesigndepartmentmustbereallygood #boomanotherseverancereference #ohwaityoudontwatchtheshow #comeonmanappletvplusislikefivedollarsamonth #shareitwithyourparentsorsomething #ohbythewayimback #itsbeenawhile #justgotoutoftheelevator #thatsaseverancereferencealso #butyouwouldntgetit #butyouwouldifyouwatchedtheshow #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

Regardez! Friends With Dads is back and one step closer to finding out what our name means through the power of definite and indefinite articles in the French language. Rejoignez-nous TONIGHT at 9PM ET for some (very loosely) French-themed sketch, musical comedy, and more! Link in bio. Miss the show? The link is still active! Incroyable! #sketch #sketchcomedy #comedy #show #french #oui #baguette #ouiouibaguette #moustache #doilookeuropean #igrewitjustfortheshow #welljustfortheposter #iactuallygrewagoateefortheshowandshavedeverythingbutthemustachefortheposter #butimstilldedicatedok #theeiffeltowerisntphotoshopped #wellokmaybeitis #iputtheglassofwineupthere #lawandorder #dundun #hononhondundun #getitbecauseitsfrench #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

Want a break from the ads? Well, you're not getting one. Friends With Dads may be losing steam, but that hasn't stopped us from producing a great show of new sketches, musical comedy, and more that streams TONIGHT on YouTube Live at 8PM ET! Tune in for FREE at the link in my bio! #comedy #sketchcomedy #show #dadvertisement #losingsteam #youknowlikeburningout #butalsohowliketrainsrunonsteam #andhandcarsarelikehandtrains #handcarsarethethinginthepicturebytheway #ihadtolookituptoo  #thismarketingcampaignmightbesomesortofhatonahat #ormaybeitsreallyfunnywhoknows  #alsothathairinthethirdpicismynaturalhair #everythingelsehasbeenalie #youhavebeendeceived #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption #theanswerisactuallythirty #noforrealthatsit #thatsalwaysbeentheansweritcutsyouoffatthirtyhashtags #mysterysolved

Freelance home improvement is a complicated profession... don't you agree? Season 2 of the Handyman-dalorian returns to HGTV this fall. #halloween #costume #DIY #handyman #mandalorian #themandalorian #theHANDYMANdalorian #getit #itsapun #becauselikeonewordleadsintotheotherword #yougetit #thisistheway #thisistheSPRAY #boomanotherpun #icanglueitinwarmoricanglueitincold #lookatme #imonaroll #ihavespoken #icantthinkofahomeimprovementbasedpunforthatone #orforbabyyoda #listenthiswasalastminuteideaandijustwenteithitok #noteverythinghastomakesense #andnoimNOTbobathebuilder #howdareyou #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... another shameless plug for an upcoming sketch comedy show. NYU's favorite Dads are back for an especially court-ordered hour of new sketches, musical comedy, and more. Watch the Dads pay up for FREE this Sunday at 8PM ET! Link in bio. #comedy #show #sketchcomedy #dadvertisement #court #alimony #skype #zoom #okyouprobablydontactuallyhavetogotocourttosignyouralimonychecks #butitwasagoodvisuallanguagetouseinthepromo #noteverythinghastoberealisticok #betyoudidntnoticemyhandsarecutoffonthebottom #waitnowyouknow #dammit #lies #deception #theillusionisshatteredandyourtrustinmeisruined #butthatlastpicisactuallycompletelyunedited #nomoviemagicofanykind #itismynaturalform #themarqueeactuallygrowsoutofmyspine #itsmadeofbone #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

Due to coronavirus restrictions, the only paddleboards available to be violently flung into the surf from were invisible. We hope to return to visible paddleboard wipeout content as soon as it's safe to do so. #beach #summer #theboys #vabeach #noWAIT #obx #duckbeach #itsadifferentbeachthistime #subvertingexpectations #ididntseeitcomingeither #paddle #board #paddleboard #ofcoursethatsarealpicture #whywouldyoueverdoubtme #itlooksrealbecauseitis #whoisphotoshopidontknowher #alsothiswasaweekago #andtherewereonlyeversevenpeopletogetheratonce #andmytestcamebacknegative #soobviouslyeveryonewasbeingsafe #pleaserefrainfrommountingthehighhorse #hehasntbeenfedyettoday #well #weweresafewhenitcomestocovid #butthatsanotherstory #dieislife #ronaszn #wasicoolYEAH #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

Please stand by as we interrupt your regularly scheduled self-promotion to bring you some especially shameless self-promotion. (Show LINK in bio; SWIPE for some stills from some segments I wrote or am featured in) Hey everyone! My NYU sketch comedy group Friends With Dads is back at it again with another virtual benefit show! If you've seen us before or think you might enjoy silliness for the benefit of charitable organizations, then you'll LOVE Friends With Dads: Thinks They ALL Sing, live TOMORROW (FRIDAY 7/17) at 8PM ET! All of the ticket proceeds will to The viBe Theatre Experience, which provides free arts education to many of New York City's youth of color. The recommended donation is $5, but you can pay whatever amount you feel comfortable with! But who sings the most in Friends With Dads? Well, we think we ALL sing, but tune in Friday at 8PM to find out! #selfpromotion #comedy #show #sketch #ådvertisement #DÅDvertisement #instagramgetoffmyassitsanadforMEnotanotherorganization #imfollowingtherulesiswear #pleasedontnotpromotemypostiwantmylikes #yeahimsupposedtobejohnmulaneyinthelastpic #iknowidontresemblehimphysically #thevoiceisbetterthoughiswear #justletmehavethis #iwonderhowlongyourhashtaggotlasttimeipromotedashow #hmmletssee #deargod #thiscantbe #theprophecywascorrect #youreSTILLgoing #youaretheonetrueesoterichashtagger #ibequeathyoutheeternalpoundsign #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

What's this? An earnest post about my upcoming show? (SWIPE for details and a sneak peak at one of my segments 👀) Hey everyone! Tomorrow, Saturday May 9th, my NYU sketch comedy group Friends With Dads is doing a virtual benefit show for NYC's Association to Benefit Children! The show will stream on YouTube Live at 9:00 PM EST and feature almost 30 remotely-produced segments that I and my fellow Dads have been hard at work on for the past month. Tickets will be $5 for students and $10 for families, and ALL of the money will go to ABC, which is doing great work to help NYC's vulnerable children during this difficult time. You can find the ticket link in my bio! If you've been to one of our stage shows in New York before, you'll love what what we've put together using the magic of the internet. If you haven't, well, you'll love it too! You're probably home with nothing to do anyway, so why not? It's LITERALLY for the children. #comedy #show #sketch #ad #dad #thiscaptionisalreadysolong #amireallygoingtodothis #youbetiam #whatelse #letssee #whydontyoutrytowritealonghashtagthistime #comeon #itllbefun #thatsit #ithinkyouregettingit #woah #yourestillgoing #jesuschrist #yourenotplayingaround #thatisareallylonghashtag #idontknowificanbeatthat #yourestillgoing #wellillleaveyoutoit #justmakesuretotakeabreaktomorrowtocometotheshow #seeyathen #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

I've been here for four months and have yet to see any apples larger than the standard size. #newyork #newyorknewyork #newyorkuniversityinnewyorknewyork #oldyork? #no #newyork #nyutisch #thetischprogram? #thetischprogram #notheydidnotsendmeapictureofmerylstreepsass #theyjustsentaletter #tisch #butlikeforfilmandtv #waitwhereareyougoing #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

So we beat on, boards against the current, borne back ceaselessly and headfirst into the surf like a sopping wet ragdoll. #beach #vabeach #paddleboarding #g #q #onehundredpercentcandid #thesepictureswerenotstaged #iwasjustwalkingdownthesurfbutkindofdiagonallyuptowardthebeachwithmyshirtbillowinginthewindandmyhandrunningthroughmyhairwhenallofasuddenaguywithadslrto #whatacoincidence #ofcoursenot #youabsolutefool #westagedaphotoshoot #growup #youvegottaswipeforthepaddleboardpicthisyeartoo #nootherchoice #sexsellsok #atleastismiledwhilewipingoutthistime #characterdevelopment #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

A night of music and dance, of songs and jokes and romance... #cappiesnca #cappiesgala #galasinger #kennedycenter #nominated #snubbed #songsandjokesnotjokesandsongs #iperformedatthekennedycenter #isangatthekennedycenterandalligotwasthispicture #ialsogotnominatedforanawardandlost #nominatedforanotheraward #lostthattoo #careerendingsnubs #washedupformerstar #buymymemoirsplease #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption

Huzzah, a prom picture of quality. #prom #prom2k19 #boat #boatparty #therearenopicturesoftheboatbutitexistsiswear #weengagedinnavalwarfarewithaweddingbutemergedvictorious #promgoals #telltheuberdrivertolookforthemostattractivegrouponthesidewalk #waitwhereishegoing #howmanyhashtagscanpaulfitinhiscaption