TFW u leave the shit pit to spend time w ur family and remember there’s a whole world out there. Really crazy things happened to me in my week abroad. First off I watched Wonka and loved it. Second, I learned new lingo like “Lagniappe,” or “til it’s backwards,” or “401k.” Third, I’m starting to think my lactose intolerance might be imaginary (which means I’m a Republican?) I’m so proud of my sweet siblings who are doing things to actually help this world that I plugged my gourde back into the matrix to share my live/laugh/love. Imagine deciding to be a doctor when you could spend the next 4 decades of your life in zooms pitching a half hour ABOUT becoming a doctor. Wild. (Not the Reece Witherspoon movie, nor Mother Nature, just the sort of vague utterance. Comps would be “cool” or “crazy” but said with a satirical edge. Ideal homes are Max or Netflix though Peacock could really work.)