smile_carlton

This was a joke about a bidet that turned into something else. Enjoy and share if you laughed

I’ll be honest, life has been very fun as late. And I have a lot of people to be grateful for but here are a few. Also, if you’re reading come to The Ballroom on Dec 12th to see Gavin Matts and myself. Link in bio n shit.

I haven’t dropped a clip in a minute. This a joke about how we lie on first dates. ***Please note: these are just jokes, I am in therapy so vulnerability is easy and no I don’t have crippling credit card debt, I have crippling student loan, credit card, auto loan, and late library books debt.

I feel like I’ve been only posting about grief and comedy shows. Here are couple of moments, functions and people that made me happy.

Last year in New York I took an L and had a bad time. This year we courtside at the Barclays. Thankful for all the good people in my life and fun shows that made this trip very special.

Simple joke about Black people from Italy. Shoutout Kobe Bryant, and the .000002% of black people in Italy 📸: @thetarrpit

I didn’t post this in February but with Mother’s Day coming up, I figured now would be a good time. Special thank you to @kvuenews and ofcourse my mother.

I hope to be a home owner one day… but first I need help.

Thank you to @atwes for the picture. Thank you to @moontowercomedy for laughs and bringing out funny friends

💥 We had an absolute blast w/ @smile_carlton last weekend! 🎉 👏 Huge shout out to everyone who joined us! 🙌 🤩 Let us know if you went, and if you want more @smile_carlton at the legendary @thevelveetaroom 🎤 📸: @kenny_buttons

People been asking me “Can you dunk?”, “Can you really hoop?”, and “What’s your go-to line when sliding in DMs?” and I’m here to set the record straight. The answer is yes to all questions and this video is the proof. Dir - Adam Buckeiyster (@admbuckeiyster Sound - Union Brooks (@clownsrightsactivist “Norman Dale” - BJ Woolley (@bjwooley “Carlton” - Carlton Wilcoxson Music - Christelle Bofale (@christellebofale

Some days I’m living the dream, other days life is nightmare. Either way, come support by pulling up to my headliner shows at the Velveeta Room Feb 23rd & Feb 24th. Tix link in the bio.